jokes at one in the morning

staying up, talking to my brother and mom-
brother: (telling me to rip a heavily folded paper) come on.
me: (struggling to rip) bleh.
brother: (looks disappointed) what's wrong? too weak?
me: well...(smirk) i haven't exercised in two weeks. get it?
brother: hey, how's the elevator business going?
me: no wait, i've heard this one. (can't remember answer)
brother: ask me the question then.
me: okay, how's the elevator business going?
brother: hmm...it has its ups and downs.

dangerous passion

"So neither he who plants nor he who waters is anything,
but only God who gives growth." -1 Corinthians 3:7

i am free

ah...those nights after a long day when you can
shout "i am free to live for You!"
i pray that every night would be the same
and that each night i would find joy in giving
You all the praise.

no nappa

vegeta! what does the scanner say about the adopt-a-child skit?
(takes scanner and crushes it) it's over 9000 words long!

gungor

Jesus sees john,
Jesus sees steeples,
He sees His people get it wrong.
so trust Jesus, john.
so trust Jesus, people.
Jesus will come and save us all.

coffee and prayer

Your yoke is easy and burden light.
help me fight, Lord. help me fight.

greetings from norcal

my brother returned home today after a week-long absence
he told me that his girlfriend's family is huge, so he
didn't do much but meet people. future in-laws are lovely.
of course, he came back wondering what my final decision
was for college and while i was explaining my plans and how
i had begun to grow up, his mind wandered off to other things.
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brother: "hey, do you think we could combine your room with mine?"
me: "huh, what do you mean? you want to share a room with me?"
brother: "hmm, we could take out half of the wall that is in between..."
me: "wow, aren't even a bit excited that i'm going to college?"
brother: "sure i'm excited! i can put a new couch here." (points to my bed)
me: "go find a job first." -_-
brother: "no, i think i'm going to stay here with my new room"
me: "but what about me? where will i stay when i come back?"
brother: "oh, you can...have the play room."
when i get tired of playing the straight man, i decide to join him.
me: "oh, what about this corner? you could have maybe a fusball table!"
brother: "nah, you're ideas are lame."
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and people think i'm a troll? well, i am, but
hey, we all learn from someone, don't we?