attemption: epic fail

1st attempt: stopped at hook to hand
2nd attempt: successful, but i said wood like "wude"

keep the pattern going (4 letters only)

book to club
foot to sock
moon to star
hook to hand
cook to oven
food to John (me)
good to okay......
cool to calm
poop to s#!+
boom to bang
ooze to snot
doom to dead
boot to shoe
root to stem
wood to nail
now.........trying saying the whole thing
10X faster than u would normally read it

on thin ice

im not in any trouble or anything
i just went ice skating yesturday
(if i were a part of the picture, i would be charlie brown)
i fell once......it hurt
i need to get people presents
or else i'll feel bad that
there's no giving in my heart

kopiko

coffee candy sure does make u think..........
i call them midnight ammo

boogers

getting sicker everyday
up to the point that my nose
is tired of running

stuck with fudge-napkins

why so miserable?
u know it's raining outside
dontcha?

ahhhh!!!!!

dying of boredom/ underenthusiasm (not sur i spelled it correct)