my brother returned home today after a week-long absence
he told me that his girlfriend's family is huge, so he
didn't do much but meet people. future in-laws are lovely.
of course, he came back wondering what my final decision
was for college and while i was explaining my plans and how
i had begun to grow up, his mind wandered off to other things.
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brother: "hey, do you think we could combine your room with mine?"
me: "huh, what do you mean? you want to share a room with me?"
brother: "hmm, we could take out half of the wall that is in between..."
me: "wow, aren't even a bit excited that i'm going to college?"
brother: "sure i'm excited! i can put a new couch here." (points to my bed)
me: "go find a job first." -_-
brother: "no, i think i'm going to stay here with my new room"
me: "but what about me? where will i stay when i come back?"
brother: "oh, you can...have the play room."
when i get tired of playing the straight man, i decide to join him.
me: "oh, what about this corner? you could have maybe a fusball table!"
brother: "nah, you're ideas are lame."
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and people think i'm a troll? well, i am, but
hey, we all learn from someone, don't we?
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