Wednesday, April 18, 2012

jokes at one in the morning

staying up, talking to my brother and mom-
brother: (telling me to rip a heavily folded paper) come on.
me: (struggling to rip) bleh.
brother: (looks disappointed) what's wrong? too weak?
me: well...(smirk) i haven't exercised in two weeks. get it?
brother: hey, how's the elevator business going?
me: no wait, i've heard this one. (can't remember answer)
brother: ask me the question then.
me: okay, how's the elevator business going?
brother: hmm...it has its ups and downs.

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