what is this break

i am so hot right now...

a couple days ago, i went to danielle's house for bible study.
and, like always, we joked around about relationships and my love life...
danielle- "john, you are the heart breaker of efc east valley!"
me- "wait. what? how am i a heart breaker?"
danielle- "you dtr-ed with all of them! 'we're bros, right?' *fist bump"
me- "hey, that leaves no room for confusion! they know what's up."
danielle- "the problem though, john lee, is that you don't dtr multiple times in one night. you can't do that!
me- *pause "well...with this face of mine, i kinda have to."
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haha...look at that humility. oh, how i love the sarcasms.